January 2013
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quoms:
the united states: where the inalienable and universal right to life doesn’t include food, medicine, or shelter, and applies only to the unborn
December 2012
19 posts
“In a ‘post-race’ country like America where nothing and no one is racist, where...”
– Junot Diaz, Facing Race 2012 (via artactivistnia)
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Last Day of 2012
Well…
I didn’t think this day would come so fast. 2012 is over.
And now I don’t know what to do about this tumblr. I don’t think I’ll update anymore, but it’ll stay up. And I’ll probably have another one for 2013 — I just don’t know what it’ll center around or anything.
Either way, it’s the end of 2012 and it’s been a crazy year. Went to England, I live in Texas now, I’m writing stuff, and I...
tomithejinglefish:
when white people try to tell me what the n-word means
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biyuti:
but. really
how do white people expect anyone to take them seriously when they do things like this
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“When people ask—and seems like people always be askin to where I can’t never get...”
– Deborah’s Voice The Immortal life of Henrietta Lacks (via brashblacknonbeliever)
Damn
(via 1uppitynegress)
crackerhell:
its-visceral:
Men give me all the reason to avoid them as soon as they approach me and open their mouths. I swear, I can tell a lot about some men just by the “compliments” they throw at me.
Oh, you mad beautiful for being dark, ma. -colorist misogynistic asshole, (most likely darker than i am, too.) avoid.
I really think youre beautiful. i love that you dont wear a lot of...
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Finally got the balls
to call the whole thing off.
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Period & Me
Me: TIME FOR SEXY TIME. I HAVEN'T HAD SEXY TIME IN FOREVAAAA.
Period: Hey.
Me:
Me: Oh God.
Period: What's up?
Me: You weren't supposed to be here for, like, another week.
Period: Oh?
Me:
Me: Great. FUCKING GREAT. Of course you come now. Just-- YOU BETTER NOT MAKE ME ALL MOODY AND WHATNOT. DON'T RUIN THIS SHIT FOR ME.
Period: Well, you know, I just wanted to stop by. See how you were doing. We didn't talk much last time... anything you wanna tell me?
Me: PERIOD CAN YOU JUST GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE I DON'T WANNA DEAL WITH YOU RIGHT NOW, OKAY? DAMN.
Period:
Period: That's rude. You're rude.
Period: *PERIOD POWERS*
Me: OH MY GOD MY SEX PLANS ARE THWARTED WHY YOU DO THAT EVERYTHING IS SO EMOTIONAL NOW OH MY GOD FEELINGSSSS ARE EATING ME INSIDE OUT LIKE WORMS
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Grace Jones
A dude on the train said I looked like Grace Jones.
Guy: Where you from? Up north? Me: Nah, I’m from here. Lots of people ask me that, I don’t know why… Guy: Oh, I only ask cause you don’t see many tall dark women like yourself down here. Like Grace Jones, you ever heard of her? Me: Oh my god, yes I have. Guy: Yeah, you look like her. Your hair and everything. Me:...
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TV Class
Our television class for next semester has turned into a Writer’s Room for a show we’re working on.
Apparently there’s a chance it could get picked up, there have been talks with ABC and NBC.
We have to sign contracts and shit. For money we’d get if it gets picked up.
SOMETHIN’ BOUT $33,000.
IS THIS HOLLYWOOD?
IS THIS HOW HOLLYWOOD WERQS?
bitchouttahell:
peaceloveandafropuffs:
teamocorazon:
imbobswaget:
shoutout to poc who’ve had to shrug off racist remarks to fit in w/ their white friends
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
life.
my. fucking. life.
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November 2012
22 posts
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Katie Couric is one of the most vanilla bitches I’ve ever seen. Like, she’s lame as fuck. And when she smiles, her upper lip disappears into her gums.
By the way…
Cornbread in Texas is salty. Like, they sprinkle salt on top of that shit. Why y’all gotta do that? Why y’all mess me up like that, I wasn’t ready.
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Man…
The studio audience on The New Adventures of Old Christine is rough.
Like, you gotta work for their love. Pre-menopause and age jokes won’t cut that shit anymore.
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Tired
flylikeallama:
by Langston Hughes
I am so tired of waiting, Aren’t you, For the world to become good And beautiful and kind? Let us take a knife And cut the world in two— And see what worms are eating At the rind.
“Everyone likes black stuff when it’s not on a black person. Ask Elvis. Ask Led...”
– Celebrating the Black Beauty On White Women (via dishabillic)
“If no woman in your life has ever talked to you about how she lives her life...”
– Chris Clarke, How Not To Be An Asshole: A Guide For Men
FEELING THIS HARD
(via eibmorb)
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Man
WHITE PEOPLE RUIN EVERYTHING.
GODDAMN.
Black female owned TV/film studio and post... →
sourcedumal:
Y’all.
Y’ALL.
This is SO serious.
WE HAVE A FILM STUDIO OUT HERE.
We need to write to these people.
There is so much potential with this.
WE NEED THIS.
I expect every single one of my followers to reblog the fuck out of this.
OHH SHYYTTTTT
Romney as Cleopatra!
hartbraykejunkie:
hardn2012:
That’s how they said it on Inside Edition just now.
They said Jane Romney is starring as Cleopatra in some film, guise.
GUISE
Romney as in Mitt Romney’s sister.
She said she can identify with the iconic figure.
I…
I can’t.
I JUST CAN’T.
INSIDE EDITION IS THE CRAZIEST SHIT THAT COMES ON DURING DAYTIME TELEVISION THAT’S AS FUCKING NUTS AS ENTERTAINMENT...
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Romney as Cleopatra!
That’s how they said it on Inside Edition just now.
They said Jane Romney is starring as Cleopatra in some film, guise.
GUISE
Romney as in Mitt Romney’s sister.
She said she can identify with the iconic figure.
I…
I can’t.
I JUST CAN’T.
INSIDE EDITION IS THE CRAZIEST SHIT THAT COMES ON DURING DAYTIME TELEVISION THAT’S AS FUCKING NUTS AS ENTERTAINMENT...
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Kelly Ripa
Is one of the most un-funniest peoples that I have ever seen on television.
She’ll get into these long as fucking stories about her life, so no one knows what the fuck she’s talking about, and you’re thinking, “All I know is, the ending to this shitty ass story better be fucking good as shit.”
And then it isn’t. And you’re just sitting there, disgusted...
I need to find a way to stay…calm…when people say stupid things that they should know about.
Like, when I know they have the potential to say something stupid and that they are a stupid person, I wanna be able to hear them say something and not have it affect me. I don’t wanna get angry anymore, I don’t wanna be frustrated or sad or whatever.
I just wanna hear it and...
My class today
Me: So when you see the 4 year old boy pull the little girl's hair...
Students: He likes her!
Me: Now they are around 11 or 12 and he grabs her arm and wrestles her to the ground even though she calls him a jerk and yells at him to leave her alone.
Students: That is just how boys are.
Me: Now they are 18 and he grabs her arm and--
Students: Oh, that's not okay.
Me: Really? How would he know? How would she know? How would you know? You just told me that for the first 17 years of these children's lives that you thought it was cute, sweet, and natural for a boy to grab a girl and be rough with her.
Students: Oh.
Me: Oh, is right.
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Handcuffs
I’m trying to buy a pair of handcuffs. And other things.
Cause I need them.
They are a necessity.
I found this:
Explore each others naughty side with this Lover’s Fantasy Kit. Kit includes a leather whip, metal handcuffswith keys, and a FREE satin love mask. Materials: Leather / metal.
Everything I need.
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If I can for a moment...
Most of the people in my program think of me as a loner. They told me this. I laughed.
I have no problem with that. I really do enjoy being to myself. But… don’t confuse me liking to be with myself as being a loner when really if I hung out with you guys, I’d want to leave anyway.
You know why? Because you make me uncomfortable. You know why?
You try to touch and pet my hair....
October 2012
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OH AND BTW
LAST WEEKEND I WENT OUT WITH PEOPLE.
SOMEONE WIPED THE SWEAT OFF MY FOREHEAD AND LICKED IT.
AND THEN SMACKED HIS LIPS. LIKE IT WAS QUENCHING. LIKE SPRITE OR SOME SHIT.
WHICH, OKAY, SURE. I DON’T MIND IF YOU LIKE MY SWEAT.
BUT, WHAT? WHAT?!
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So, it's official.
Salt Lake City for Thanksgiving.
VISITING MAHAM. If anyone here knows who that even is.
She got a white gurl problem that I need to come help her take care of.
AND WE ALL KNOW HOW TERRIBLE WHITE GURL PROBLEMS CAN BE FOR PEOPLE. SHE NEEDS THE MORAL SUPPORT.
“You own everything that happened to you. Tell your stories. If people wanted you...”
– Anne Lamott (via strangerains)
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Me: UGHHHH WTFFF I'M SO MAD OMG I HATE EVERYONE WHY THIS HAPPEN I'M SO FRUSTRATED WHAT'S HAPPENING WHAT IS THIS SHIT KNOWN AS MY LIFE RITE NOW. GREAT NOW I'M SAD. EVERYONE JUST FUCK OFF AND LEAVE ME TO NEST. HYHTRHRGHDGGGIGIUGDcjkdjcksljckldsjcs.
Period: Hey.
Me:
Me: Oh my God, EVERYTHING MAKES SO MUCH MORE SENSE NOW.
Watchflynn-do-me-in-the-butt:
senile-spook:
kitten-burrito:
sarkyspookypants:
videohall:
Halloween ‘Gangnam Style’ light show
I’m crying this is awesome
This took insane talent to set up.
Actually really fucking cool
oh man didn’t these guys do “This is Halloween” last year ugh so gr8
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All the hos
with shaved heads and buzz cuts around here are getting to me.
I kinda wanna do it now, too.
But see, that’s dangerous.
Cause, me with shaved hair…
…
I don’t see it.