June 2012
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Another thing on hip hop wars
howtobeterrell:
African Americans are always positioned to have to speak for and too the decay of social values because of hip hop. But what people forget is that hip hop was created in response to the social decay of an America city: new York. How are we the culprits in society when the only way to respond to issues like globalization, the reduction of manufacturing jobs, greed, poverty was to...
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tiny-elbow-dancer replied to your post: Bye Bye England
I’m glad you’re coming back!
WE GOTTA DO SHIT THIS WEEKEND.
IMA CALL YOU/YOUR SISTA.
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Hi, Tumblr! Quick PSA
eastafrodite:
What Africa is: - a continent consisting of over 50 sovereign nations, all of which have unique social, political and economical dynamics - a continent that hosts thousands of recognized languages and ethnic groups - the most climatically diverse body of land on Earth; there are deserts, savannas, prairies, tundras, grasslands and rainforests, all of which sustain a separate...
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SEAMLESS
Me: ...where are-
Period:
Period: Hey.
Me: I knew it. SEE? GODDAMMIT I KNEW IT. I KNEW THAT SHIT. GREAT. HEY. HI.
Period:
Period: Hey. How's it goin?
Me: YEAH WELL- well, I'm- I'm actually doing good. I'm good.
Me:
Me: What, no kicking me in my ovaries this time? Huh? WHERE'S THE BULL SHIT AT? I KNOW YOU WAITING, SO LET'S GO. I BEEN WAITIN ON YO ASS.
Period: No no. None of all that. Just wanted to stop in and say 'hello'. You know, check in.
Me:
Me: Oh. Ok.
Period: Yeah.
Me:
Me: I went to England.
Period: How was that?
Me: Nice. You just missed it.
Period: Next time.
Me: Right.
Period:
Period: Well, nice talking to you. I'm gonna take off a little early.
Me: Oh no, right. Yeah. You've got stuff to do, yeah.
Period: I'm in love with you. Goodbye, my love.
Me: Oh my God MY LIFE HAS TURNED UPSIDE DOWN.
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Bye Bye England
I’m leaving England.
Holy fuck.
HOW THE FUCK HAS IT BEEN 28 DAYS ALREADY, WHAT THE FUCK?
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“When another person makes you suffer, it is because he suffers deeply within...”
– Thich Nhat Hanh (via tiedyedlove)
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Shitting
So, I went to some sort of…function…today.
Didn’t know nobody there.
Went to the bathroom. Didn’t have to pee necessarily, but, you know, trying to pass the time.
Walk in there, I knew there was someone in there, but whatever.
Next thing I know I hear this loud ass grunting. Little girl grunting.
Like, LOUD. “aaaUGHHHHHH. AAAUGHHHHHHHHHH.” *splash*
...
“There’s a stereotype that black people are lazy. I don’t know if that’s true,...”
– Lance Crouther (via rattlingbone)
Sometimes you read something and your whole perspective of a situation changes. This is one of those things.
(via interactivesleep)
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I Went to York
a few days ago.
And man.
Can I say.
SO MANY white people with nasty ass dreads there.
Like, SO MANY MY GOD SO MANY.
I got tired of side-eyeing the shit out of them so I said something like, “Damn it’s a lot of white people with nasty ass dreads out here. My lord!”
…
I don’t think they heard me.
[[MORE]]On another note.
A few day ago me and the girl I’m...
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Watching Teen Mom on Netflix (JUST, DON'T ASK. I'M...
Farrah: By looking at me, would you have thought that I had a kid?
Guy: No, you're gorgeous.
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Awkward Black Girl
More and more I’ve been pondering something my friend constantly tells me when she comes to visit me at the office.
She wants me to do sort of… a “alternative” to Awkward Black Girl.
She says she likes it, the show that is. I haven’t really watched TOO much of it, but I’ve seen it. And it’s funny.
But I always say nah of course.
But now that I’m...
“It doesnt matter what you look like, this is america! anyone can make it”
– cis white thin able bodied men (via coldeyesthatburn)
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drtweenusgonzo replied to your post: No Amsterdam/Fail #2:
OH MY GOD WHAT IS THIS.
I’M SO GLAD THIS EXISTS OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GODDD.
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No Amsterdam/Fail #2:
:( :( :(
I DIDN’T GET TO GO TO AMSTERDAM, GUISE.
MY FRIEND LOST/COULDN’T FIND HER PASSPORT BEFORE THE PLANE LEFT.
SO NO GANJA. NO GANJA FOR POOR LITTLE ME.
Also no Anne Frank or Heineken Brewery tour.
*cries softly in the corner*
WHY GOD GOTTA HATE LIKE THAT?
FIRST NO COOKIES AND THE HOUSE ALMOST BURNS DOWN. NOW THIS SHIT.
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Kid Cudi & 88-Keys - Ho is Short for Honey
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Stay in your fucking cave
Lol,
So.
Me and this girl I’m staying with here got into a little fight last night. I kinda just wanted to post about it for my own amusement.
[[MORE]]
So, I think it’s important for me to explain a few things.
She has a bed that she “set up” for me. Except by set up I mean just a bare mattress. And it gets really cold here at nights. I’m pretty sure she did this...
“When black teenagers have babies out of wedlock, they’re called degenerate,...”
– Son of Baldwin (via sonofbaldwin)
Some more White privilege, y’all.
(via witchsistah)
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GOING TO AMSTERDAM SOON
Possibly gonna tour the Heineken Brewery, you know, SMOKE A LIL OF DA EERRB.
Also probably tour the Anne Frank Museum. Sure to be enlightening.
Went out clubbing last night (finally).
Some Irish guy talked to me about going to Amsterdam. Told me he was a regular smoker so going to smoke there wasn’t “really a big deal” for him. But he told me he was shitfaced lit and that in...
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Listen
me when I go anywhere
me: ugh there are people here
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Arthur Dream
I had a dream with Arthur the aardvark.
It was kinda based on the whole Groundhog Day concept I guess.
Everyday he woke up it was June 31st.
…
CRAZY BUS CRAZY BUS RIDING ON A CRAZY BUS.
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machineinthemist replied to your post: Fail #1:
Lol I never knew it could be that hard.
OH GOD, RITE?
Now the whole house smells like burnt oven ass. And I couldn’t even make the cookies because THERE WAS A FIRE IN THE OVEN.
Who knew it’d be this hard…
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Fail #1:
Spending part of the day (2 hours) yesterday trying to figure out how to work the fucking oven here, figured it out;
Planned on making chocolate chip cookies;
Wound up buying two packs of WHITE chocolate chips, preheated the oven to have it completely smoke out the ENTIRE house making two fire alarms blare which woke up her roommate who still fucking hates me (who gave me the stank eye as I...
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Last Night
Me: *checking e-mail* Oh. Look at that. The KKK is trying to adopt a highway in Georgia.
Her: Of course they are.
Me: Hmm....I wonder if it'll actually happen.
Her: I hope you get lynched when you drive over it.
Me:
Me: Why would you say that? Like, what? Lynched? What the fuck?
Her: I mean-
Me: Wow.
Her: I meant, ''you' as in- like, people.
Me:
Me: Right. "People."
Her: I didn't mean it as in you, like YOU. *sigh*
Me:
Her: I meant- I didn't mean to offend you.
Me:
Me: Right. You should just stop talking.
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lsd-island:
ok none of that bullshit emotional stuff
THESE are the best feelings in the world:
peeing after holding it in all day
orgasms
faking ill and getting sent back to bed
when you sing really emotionally and give yourself shivers b/c you’re fucking star quality
getting a back massage
seeing somebody you don’t like fall over omfg
when you try and talk to your pet in their...
Necklace
Me: *puts necklace back on*
Them: No, don't put that back on.
Me: Why not?
Them: Because I'm gonna fuck you again. It just gets all in the way.
Me:
Me: Oh.
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Parking Ticket
So, I just remembered the other day that it’s been two years
yes
TWO YEARS, ２年, since I got a parking ticket that I never paid for.
So, I went to go check and see how much it is, thinking, “oh fuck, here we go, ah fuck.”
It’s $20.
$3 for a convenience fee of paying it online.
Part of me doesn’t wanna pay, just to see if I manage to just, I dunno, disappear in...
