| Me: | ...where are-
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| Period: |
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| Period: | Hey.
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| Me: | I knew it. SEE? GODDAMMIT I KNEW IT. I KNEW THAT SHIT. GREAT. HEY. HI.
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| Period: |
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| Period: | Hey. How's it goin?
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| Me: | YEAH WELL- well, I'm- I'm actually doing good. I'm good.
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| Me: |
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| Me: | What, no kicking me in my ovaries this time? Huh? WHERE'S THE BULL SHIT AT? I KNOW YOU WAITING, SO LET'S GO. I BEEN WAITIN ON YO ASS.
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| Period: | No no. None of all that. Just wanted to stop in and say 'hello'. You know, check in.
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| Me: |
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| Me: | Oh. Ok.
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| Period: | Yeah.
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| Me: |
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| Me: | I went to England.
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| Period: | How was that?
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| Me: | Nice. You just missed it.
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| Period: | Next time.
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| Me: | Right.
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| Period: |
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| Period: | Well, nice talking to you. I'm gonna take off a little early.
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| Me: | Oh no, right. Yeah. You've got stuff to do, yeah.
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| Period: | I'm in love with you. Goodbye, my love.
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| Me: | Oh my God MY LIFE HAS TURNED UPSIDE DOWN. |