Possibly gonna tour the Heineken Brewery, you know, SMOKE A LIL OF DA EERRB.
Also probably tour the Anne Frank Museum.
Sure to be enlightening.
Went out clubbing last night (finally).
Some Irish guy talked to me about going to Amsterdam.
Told me he was a regular smoker so going to smoke there wasn’t “really a big deal” for him. But he told me he was shitfaced lit and that in the morning he couldn’t “tell my ass from my head.”
SOUNDS GOOD TO ME.
I think we’re going to New Castle today.
To hang out with the Geordies.
Saying that feels weird to me.
As in it sounds potentially offensive for some reason.
The dude last night said it and apparently that’s where he reisidesss.
So he must know, RITE?
AS IN GEORDIE SHORE.
AS IN THE BRITISH ADAPTATION OF JERSEY SHORE AHHHHHHHHH