I’m leaving England.
Holy fuck.
HOW THE FUCK HAS IT BEEN 28 DAYS ALREADY, WHAT THE FUCK?
a few days ago.
And man.
Can I say.
SO MANY white people with nasty ass dreads there.
Like, SO MANY MY GOD SO MANY.
I got tired of side-eyeing the shit out of them so I said something like, “Damn it’s a lot of white people with nasty ass dreads out here. My lord!”
…
I don’t think they heard me.
Read morePossibly gonna tour the Heineken Brewery, you know, SMOKE A LIL OF DA EERRB.
Also probably tour the Anne Frank Museum.
Sure to be enlightening.
Went out clubbing last night (finally).
Some Irish guy talked to me about going to Amsterdam.
Told me he was a regular smoker so going to smoke there wasn’t “really a big deal” for him. But he told me he was shitfaced lit and that in the morning he couldn’t “tell my ass from my head.”
SOUNDS GOOD TO ME.
I think we’re going to New Castle today.
To hang out with the Geordies.
Saying that feels weird to me.
As in it sounds potentially offensive for some reason.
The dude last night said it and apparently that’s where he reisidesss.
So he must know, RITE?
Geordie.
….
AS IN GEORDIE SHORE.
AS IN THE BRITISH ADAPTATION OF JERSEY SHORE AHHHHHHHHH
AHHHHH WHHHAATTTT
remember that post about my friend’s roommate that I’m staying with.
And how we’d play Call of Duty.
Yeah.
That didn’t happen.
And I’m pretty sure he hates me now.
Because I drank some of his apple juice.
…
And then I didn’t go play with him yesterday because I was tired.
I had been running around town all day.
Literally. I mean literally running with my running shoes and shit.
And he had his door all open and everything.
Damn.
AH WELL, NEVER GONNA SEE HIM AGAIN AFTER I LEAVE SO DON’T REALLY CARE. I’D PROBABLY BE YELLING TOO MUCH/LOUD FOR HIM ANYWAY WHILE WE WERE PLAYING, SO IT’S PROBABLY FOR THE BEST, RITE?
(doithard,2012)