| Dad: | What does that say over there? On that building? |
| Me: | UUUUuuhh...the Texas Museum of History. |
| Dad: | |
| Dad: | What?! |
| Me: | Yeah. |
| Dad: | and you know they not gonna say nothin about killin all those Mexicans. |
| Me: | lololollollipop yeah... |
| Dad: | it's Nona be all DAVY CROCKETT and andand whatnot. |
| Me: | Mmhmmm... |
| Dad: | MY DAD ALWAYS SID "LOSERS DON'T GT TO WRITE HISTORY" |