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Do it HARD. 2012.

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My name is Autumn.
Yeah, like the season.

And at the end of 2011, I made a decision. I decided 2012 is the year of "Fuck it. Do it hard." This blog is dedicated to that. This blog is dedicated to those moments of having the chutzpa to say, "You know what? Fuck it." I mean, aren't we all supposed to die this year or something anyway? Just do that shit already.

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    Period & Me

    Me:TIME FOR SEXY TIME. I HAVEN'T HAD SEXY TIME IN FOREVAAAA.
    Period:Hey.
    Me:
    Me:Oh God.
    Period:What's up?
    Me:You weren't supposed to be here for, like, another week.
    Period:Oh?
    Me:
    Me:Great. FUCKING GREAT. Of course you come now. Just-- YOU BETTER NOT MAKE ME ALL MOODY AND WHATNOT. DON'T RUIN THIS SHIT FOR ME.
    Period:Well, you know, I just wanted to stop by. See how you were doing. We didn't talk much last time... anything you wanna tell me?
    Me:PERIOD CAN YOU JUST GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE I DON'T WANNA DEAL WITH YOU RIGHT NOW, OKAY? DAMN.
    Period:
    Period:That's rude. You're rude.
    Period:*PERIOD POWERS*
    Me:OH MY GOD MY SEX PLANS ARE THWARTED WHY YOU DO THAT EVERYTHING IS SO EMOTIONAL NOW OH MY GOD FEELINGSSSS ARE EATING ME INSIDE OUT LIKE WORMS
    — 1 year ago with 29 notes
    #period 
    Me:UGHHHH WTFFF I'M SO MAD OMG I HATE EVERYONE WHY THIS HAPPEN I'M SO FRUSTRATED WHAT'S HAPPENING WHAT IS THIS SHIT KNOWN AS MY LIFE RITE NOW. GREAT NOW I'M SAD. EVERYONE JUST FUCK OFF AND LEAVE ME TO NEST. HYHTRHRGHDGGGIGIUGDcjkdjcksljckldsjcs.
    Period:Hey.
    Me:
    Me:Oh my God, EVERYTHING MAKES SO MUCH MORE SENSE NOW.
    — 1 year ago with 5 notes
    #Period 

    Period Got Drunk

    Me:PERIOD. PERIOD GET THE FUCK OUT HERE.
    Period:Oh my, what's all this yelling about? What's wrong?
    Me:
    Me:DON'T PLAY STUPID, YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT'S WRONG. LOOK AT THIS PLACE. IT'S A FUCKING MESS.
    Period:Whaaaat? I did that? Nooooo...
    Me:Period, you promised me. You said you'd take it easy, that you'd tone it down. None of the bullshit. And it's been great, you know, you haven't danced all over my soul or ripped my uterus in half. And you told me you loved me-
    Period:Man, you're really hung up on that.
    Me:
    Me:Ohh, I get it now. This was all just a little ploy to get me to let you in, wasn't it? Hmm?
    Period:
    Me:That's right, and you'd play nice and I'd let down my guard and wonder why I ever doubted you.
    Period:
    Period:Whhaaaatt? Noooooo, c'mooonn...what...
    Me:And then, when my back is turned, you would get crazy and out of control like a fucking Tasmanian devil or some shit. That's it isn't it? ISN'T IT?!
    Period:Fine. FINE. YOU'RE RIGHT. I GOT A LITTLE SLOPPY LAST NIGHT, I HAD SOME DRINKS. SO WHAT? WHAT'S A LITTLE MESS, HUH? I LUFF YOU BABAY GURL
    Me:GET OUT.
    — 1 year ago with 10 notes
    #period  #my period and me 

    Period Breakdance

    Period:HAY AUDUMB.
    Me:
    Me:*sigh*
    Period:AH SHUT UP DUMB HO. YOU DUMB.
    Me:I didn't say anything.
    Period:OH. YEAH. RIGHT. KEEP TALKING HO.
    Me:
    Me:Ok now, that's enough.
    Period:Yeah, NO. NO IT'S NOT ENOUGH. YOU DUMB. HEY SO I JUST CAME BY TO TELL YOU THAT I HATE YOU AND THAT YOU A DUMB HO.
    Me:
    Me:Period- Period are you drunk?
    Period:AW WAT DUN SAY THAT
    Me:You're drunk. You're sloppy.
    Period:Hey. HEY. STOP IT.
    Me:...are you done? I'm trying to go running, so...
    Period:
    Period:YOU KNOW WHAT? REMEMBER WHEN I TOLD YOU I LOVED YOU?
    Me:I think about it a lot actually.
    Period:YEAH WELL I NEVER LOVED YOU EVER. LIKE, EVER.
    Me:
    Me:Don't say that.
    Period:NO. I FUCKING HATE YOU. YOU MESSED UP. FUCK YOU.
    Me:Ok hey calm down. Let's just talk about this. Hmm? So just, sit back down.
    Period:NO. YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT. SIT ON MY FACE HO.
    Me:Wow you're getting really excited. You should just calm it down.
    Period:OH YOU'RE MY MOM NOW? NO. WHY DON'T YOU CALM IT DOWN? *punch to the uterus*
    Me:OH MY GOD PERIOD YOU SAID YOU LOVED ME. WHY YOU DO THIS? *cries in the corner*
    Period:CALM IT DOWN AUDUMB! RIGHT? JUST IT CALM DOWN. AHAHAHAHAHA *break dances everywhere*
    — 1 year ago with 1 note
    #Period  #doithard2012  #wow this turned out to be kinda long  #my bad 

    SEAMLESS

    Me:...where are-
    Period:
    Period:Hey.
    Me:I knew it. SEE? GODDAMMIT I KNEW IT. I KNEW THAT SHIT. GREAT. HEY. HI.
    Period:
    Period:Hey. How's it goin?
    Me:YEAH WELL- well, I'm- I'm actually doing good. I'm good.
    Me:
    Me:What, no kicking me in my ovaries this time? Huh? WHERE'S THE BULL SHIT AT? I KNOW YOU WAITING, SO LET'S GO. I BEEN WAITIN ON YO ASS.
    Period:No no. None of all that. Just wanted to stop in and say 'hello'. You know, check in.
    Me:
    Me:Oh. Ok.
    Period:Yeah.
    Me:
    Me:I went to England.
    Period:How was that?
    Me:Nice. You just missed it.
    Period:Next time.
    Me:Right.
    Period:
    Period:Well, nice talking to you. I'm gonna take off a little early.
    Me:Oh no, right. Yeah. You've got stuff to do, yeah.
    Period:I'm in love with you. Goodbye, my love.
    Me:Oh my God MY LIFE HAS TURNED UPSIDE DOWN.
    — 1 year ago with 1 note
    #Period  #doithard2012 

    Me & Period (again)

    Me:Yay I made it to England. Thank god. Now I can just relax and-
    Period:Hey.
    Me:
    Me:...you know what, I'm not even gonna look at you. Maybe you'll go away.
    (Period knocks shit over)
    Period:Hey. HEY. I'm here now.
    Me:Oh god...
    Period:I see you're, uh, you're on vacation. Or some shit.
    Me:Yes, Period. Yes, if you wanna call it that-
    Period:I don't really fucking care.
    Me:
    Period:And you thought you could just up and leave without me?
    Me:Please...just give me the the fucking decency to take some Aleve or-
    Period:Nope. Gonna tear shit up now.
    Me:No, please...pleaassee...PLEEASSSEE? OH GOD, NO.
    Period:HAPPY FUCKING VACATION, BITCH. BUY ME SOME SHIT OR I SWEAR TO GOD NEXT MONTH I'M GONNA FUCKING DESTROY YOU, DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?
    Me:
    Period:DO WE HAVE AN UNDERSTANDING?
    Me:YES, GOD YES JUST GO AWAY. Leave me be...
    — 1 year ago with 6 notes
    #Period  #I don't know why I write these  #they make me feel better about being on my period to be honest  #doithard2012 

    Uterus

    Me:Finally, I can just chill out. Relax.
    Uterus:Hey. What's that now?
    Me:Oh hey, I was just saying now that it's night time, I can, you know, chill-
    Uterus:You can what?
    Me:Chill out?
    Uterus:*squeezes* What's that?
    Me:Relax?
    Uterus:*punches* Hmm? What's that?
    Me:Be in pain?
    Uterus:Say it again.
    Me:BE IN PAIN?!
    Uterus:THAT'S RIGHT. BE IN PAIN. GOOD ANSWER.
    Me:*sobs, crumples to the floor*
    — 2 years ago with 15 notes
    #Period  #bullshit  #doithard2012  #I seem to always be talking about this