So, I went to some sort of…function…today.
Didn’t know nobody there.
Went to the bathroom. Didn’t have to pee necessarily, but, you know, trying to pass the time.
Walk in there, I knew there was someone in there, but whatever.
Next thing I know I hear this loud ass grunting.
Little girl grunting.
‘OK,’ I think, ‘she’s shitting. Whatever. Hope she’s all right in there.’
More grunting and then a, “WHO’S IN HERE? WHO IS IN HERE?”
Yeah, I left the bathroom.
I could definitely hear her opening up her bathroom stall trying to look and see who it was as I was leaving.
LITTLE KIDS, FOR THE WIN.